塑料,塑料,无处不在  
Plastic Plastic Everywhere  

科罗纳多CORONADO

奥拉的话确实影响了我,你知道吗?所以这个国家需要的是一种新型的塑料,我们能控制它的分解。或者法律禁止使用塑料。每个人都喜欢塑料,我认为最简单有效的方法是让那些想为世界做点贡献的聪明孩子去学习化学,然后使用废弃塑料为原材料,生产每个人都想要的东西,从而变成大富翁。这样的话,人们就会去争相抢夺那些废旧塑料了。
Aura is really getting to me, you know? - So what this country needs is a new kind of plastic that doesn’t break down until we want it to. Or a law outlawing plastic. And since everybody loves plastic, I think the easier path is for some bright kid who wants to do something for the world to learn chemistry and then get very rich off making something everybody wants but that needs scrap plastic for its raw material So that people would be elbowing each other out of the way in the scramble for scrap plastic.

因为,就举个例子,听众朋友们,现在我们谈谈:痴呆。
Because, just as a for instance, all you old tourists hearing this play. Now hear this: Dementia.

痴呆。是的。你没听错。因为科学告诉我们,痴呆症是糖尿病的一种,是由炎症引起的。塑料微粒会引起炎症。这些小颗粒通过你喝的水和吃的食物进入你的体内,然后滞留其中了。直到一些聪明的孩子想为世界做点什么,然后学习化学,通过让世界再次变得安全而致富。
Dementia. Yeah. You heard right. Because science is telling us that dementia is a kind of diabetes, and is caused by inflammation. And tiny bits of plastic cause inflammation. And the tiny bits get into you via the water you drink and the food you eat. There’s no escape. Until some bright kid who wants to do something for the world learns chemistry and then gets very rich off making the world safe again.

听众朋友中有自愿的孩子吗?无论你在哪里,都要让别人听到你的声音!学习一些化学知识,然后去大学学习更多知识,然后解决塑料问题,这样我们就可以表达我们的感激之情,让你变得非常富有。
Are there any volunteer kids in this audience? Where ever you are, make yourself heard! Learn some chemistry then go to college to learn some more and then fix the plastic problem so we can all show how grateful we are and make you very rich.

拜托,拜托,拜托。不要拖延。因为我们每分钟都在变老。
Please please please. And don’t delay. Because we’re all getting older by the minute.

如果你不相信我,请点击这个链接:塑料是如何进入我们的饮食的,或者这个:现在人类粪便中有塑料
Click this link if you don’t believe me: How plastic gets into the food we eat or this one: There’s plastic in human stool now.

奥拉AURA

塑料微粒污染可能会让你听天由命或沮丧失望。振作起来吧,这里有一些你现在就可以做的事情:
Microplastic pollution may make you fatalistic or despondent. Cheer up. Here’s something you can actually do right now:

让动物远离垃圾。或者干脆把垃圾放回源头?动物们会讲述一些他们看到的垃圾堆的故事。点击链接来听一些吧。
Keep the animals out of the trash. Or how about just putting the trash where it belongs? The animals have a few tales to tell about trash dumps they’ve seen. Click the link to hear some.

科罗纳多CORONADO

如果这还不足以让你做一些改变,这个标题可能会抓住你的注意力:鲸鱼饿死了,因为它的胃里已经没有足够的空间放任何所谓的“食物”了,因为它的胃里已经有88磅的塑料垃圾了。这不仅发生在菲律宾。我刚刚在英国也听说了一件事,很重要:一些人认为爱能解决这个问题。不。鲸鱼才是解决方案
And if that’s not enough to get you to do something different for a change, let this headline grab your attention: Whale starves to death  because its stomach didn’t have enough room left for any more so-called “food” due to the 88 pounds of plastic trash it had in its stomach already. And it doesn't just happen in the Philippines. I just heard about another one in the UK Muy, muy importante: Some think love is the answer. No. Whales are the answer..

西内SINE

如果鲸鱼会说英语或中文,我们就能告诉它们什么是塑料,什么不是。
If whales would speak English or Chinese we could tell them what is plastic and what is not.

科罗纳多CORONADO

如果我们不能解决这个......哎!继续痴呆吧。
If we can’t fix this… Heh! Bring on the dementia.