数学太讨厌了（吉米·巴菲特）
MATH SUKS(Jimmy Buffett)

如果需求是发明之母
那么我想杀了那个发明它的人
这些在某个三维空间中聚集在一起的数字
一种有规律的代数乐趣
If necessity is the mother of invention
Then I'd like to kill the guy who invented this
The numbers come together in some kind of a third dimension
A regular algebraic bliss.

先从简单的开始，比如一加一不是三
二加二永远不会得到五
我做减法时会遇上分数，还有x不等于y
但我的作业肯定有乘法
Let's start with something simple, like one and one ain't three
Any two plus two will never get you five.
There are fractions in my subtraction and x don't equal y
But my homework is bound to multiply.

数学太讨厌了，数学太讨厌了
我想烧了这个教科书，我太恨这些东西了
数学太讨厌了，数学太讨厌了
有时候我觉得自己知道的太少了
但是数学还是太讨厌了
Math suks math suks
I'd like to burn this textbook, I hate this stuff so much.
Math suks math suks
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much了
But math suks.

我作业做烦了，打开了电视机
选美比赛的获胜者们个个笑容满面
然后他们问新的美国小姐
嘿，宝贝，你能把这些钱加起来吗?
她看起来很困惑，然后说
“数学太讨厌了！”
I got so bored with my homework, I turned on the TV.
The beauty contest winners were all smiling through their teeth.
Then they asked the new Miss America
Hey babe can you add up all those bucks?
She looked puzzled, then just said
"Math Suks".

数学太讨厌了，数学太讨厌了
你甚至都不用拼出来
你只要大声喊就行了
数学太讨厌了，数学太讨厌了
有时候我觉得自己知道的太少了
但是数学还是太讨厌了

Math suks math suks
You don't even have to spell it
All you have to do is yell it
Math suks math suks
Sometime times I think that I don't know that much
But math suks.

几何，三角，如果这些都不累死你的大脑
有些数字大到无法命名
数字的精度是一门带着使命的科学
我觉得它会把我逼疯的

Geometry, trigonometry and if that don't tax your brain
There are numbers too big to be named
Numerical precision is a science with a mission
And I think it's gonna drive me insane.

父母和孩子吵架，国会不会同意
老师和学生在不断较劲
管理部门和劳动部门一直在互相威胁
像皮博迪鸭子一样嘎嘎叫

Parents fighting with their children, and the Congress can't agree
Teachers and their students are all jousting constantly.
Management and labor keep rattling old sabers
Quacking like those Peabody ducks.

数学太讨厌了，数学太讨厌了
你甚至都不用拼出来
你只要大声喊就行了
数学太讨厌了，数学太讨厌了
有时候我觉得自己知道的太少了
但是数学还是太讨厌了

Math suks math suks
You don't even have to spell it
All you have to do is yell it了
Math suks math suks
Sometime times I think that I don't know that much了
But math suks.