水果蛋糕（吉米·巴菲特）
Fruitcake (Jimmy Buffett)

前几天我和朋友苔丝狄蒙娜聊过，
她在布姆顿附近经营着一家空间站和烘焙店。
她告诉我人类都是有缺陷的个体。
宇宙烘焙师过早地把我们从烤箱里拿出来了。
这就是我们如此疯狂的原因，我相信这一点。
You know I was talking to my friend Desdemona the other day,
She runs this space station and bake shop down near Boomtown.
She told me that human beings are flawed individuals.
That cosmic bakers took us out of the oven a little too early.
And that's the reason we're as crazy as we are and I believe it.

厨房的水果蛋糕(厨房的水果蛋糕)
街上的水果蛋糕(街上的水果蛋糕)
光着身子大摇大摆地走过人行横道
在这一周的中间
烤箱里的半成品饼干(烤箱里的饼干)
公共汽车上的半成品人(公共汽车上的人)
我们每个人体内都还剩一点水果蛋糕
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin' naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

天堂，失物招领
天堂，看看周围
我去过加州，听说那里什么都有
那里有暴动，火灾，泥石流
商场里有寿司
水吧，雷龙，中国现代欲望
摇一摇，像饼干一样快速烘烤
秘密就在壳里
Paradise, lost and found
Paradise, take a look around
I was out in California where I hear they have it all
They got riots, fires, mud slides
They've got sushi in the mall
Water bars, Brontasaurs, Chinese modern lust
Shake and bake life with the quake
The secret's in the crust

厨房的水果蛋糕(厨房的水果蛋糕)
街上的水果蛋糕(街上的水果蛋糕)
光着身子大摇大摆地走过人行横道
在这一周的中间
烤箱里的半成品饼干(烤箱里的饼干)
公共汽车上的半成品人(公共汽车上的人)
我们每个人体内都还剩一点水果蛋糕
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin' naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

宗教！宗教！哦，周六晚上和周日早上之间只有一线之隔。现在我们开始吧
好吧，改变吧，朋友们
我的错，我的错，我最大的错
我的错，我的错，我最大的错
教堂在哪，尖塔是谁拿走的
宗教掌握在一些疯子手里
长着难看头发和酒窝的电视布道者
说实话，事情没那么简单
你是佛教徒，我是非基督教徒
他是穆斯林，她是天主教徒，不是吗?
它是重生的样子。它是白人新教徒和犹太人
告诉我发生了什么事，我真的不知道
Religion! Religion! Oh, there's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning. Here we go now
Alright, alter boys
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa
Where's the church, who took the steeple
Religion's in the hands of some crazy-ass people
Television preachers with bad hair and dimples
The god's honest truth is it's not that simple
It's the Buddhist in you, it's the Pagan in me
It's the Muslim in him, she's Catholic ain't she?
It's the born again look its the WASP and the Jew
Tell me what's goin' on, I ain't got a clue

现在来了大的。关系！我们都有，我们都想要。我们该怎么办?
好了，我来告诉你
她说你要尽自己的一份力
现在勉强付一半房租
我把我的身体当成寺庙一样
你把你的身体当成帐篷一样
但是什么时候说什么话
能给我一个拥抱吗
这就是闪电之间的区别
还有一只无害的闪电虫
Now here comes the big ones. Relationships! We all got 'em, we all want 'em. What do we do with 'em?
Here we go, I'll tell ya
She said you gotta do your fair share
Now cough up half the rent
I treat my body like a temple
You treat yours like a tent
But the right word at the right time
May give me a little hug
That's the difference between lightning
And a harmless lightnin' bug

厨房的水果蛋糕(厨房的水果蛋糕)
街上的水果蛋糕(街上的水果蛋糕)
光着身子大摇大摆地走过人行横道
在这一周的中间
烤箱里的半成品饼干(烤箱里的饼干)
公共汽车上的半成品人(公共汽车上的人)
我们每个人体内都还剩一点水果蛋糕
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin' naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

是的，你也是。是啊，这些面包屑遍布整个宇宙。
我看到了水果蛋糕。
我在圣莫尼卡看到一个人光着脚滑旱冰穿过人行横道
在新奥尔良的法国市场里有很多你无法相信的水果蛋糕
纽约，算了吧。水果蛋糕之城。在下岛，我们有水果蛋糕
撒上面包屑。没错，我们希望他们就在附近
一直烤吧，宝贝。一直烤
That's right, you too, yeah, those crumbs are spread all around this universe
I've seen fruitcakes
I saw this guy in Santa Monica rollerskate naked through the crosswalk
Down in New Orleans in the French market there are fruitcakes like you cannot believe
New York, forget it, fruitcake city, Down island, we've got fruitcakes
Spread them crumbs around that's right, we want 'em around
Keep bakin' baby, keep bakin'